In the thick-toothed Proto-Lingual dialect of our hirsute ancestors,
“Major Majors” meant “A bird in the hand is greener on the other foot.”

For several years now, the Major Majors have often been
confused for other popular artists:
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However, after a protracted legal battle between Rod Blagojevich’s hair and a 10-foot boulder of cheddar cheese, the MM’s stellar bassist Nizam Arain has been extradited to the state of Wisconsin.

Stay tuned here for news of the band members’ ongoing pursuits, and for occasional releases of media from the MM’s vault.