Ever since his counterfeit Blues Brothers hat smuggling ring was busted by the Chicago Archdiocese, Phil Yates has moved his kazoo and
PBR-bottle-juggling act to sunny Southern California.

The remaining Major Majors, who are hard at work on new material this very moment, have sometimes been confused for other popular artists:
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In the thick-toothed Proto-Lingual dialect of our hirsute ancestors,
“Major Majors” meant “A bird in the hand is greener on the other foot.”